What Up Scrilla

So this is the blogging world. I'm that guy who looks strikingly like Mike Tyson over on the right, only without the intellect and charm.

This isn't one of those blogs where 36 year old crazies talk about how they saw George W. Bush/Hillary Clinton/[insert polarizing political figure] LITERALLY EATING BABIES earlier in the day. It might be a place for funny anecdotes and the like, but no way can I keep up with that blog that had the pictures of the guy getting ass-fucked for crack.

And there will be sports. None of that warmed over analysis that you see from the talking heads on ESPN. Oh no, straight facts homie. Insight that you'd have to pay upwards of $4.99 for out on the street. You get that AND the paring knife at no extra charge. Rock and chop sold separately.

And there will probably be some sort of podcast. So stay tuned. Or don't because it won't actually happen. Having a blog is one thing. Saying things into a microphone is an entirely different beast. Do we want to be that guy?