Standard warning: these key moves will make people think less of you, and may cause serious intestinal harm.
- Generating math formulas to evaluate non-mathematical situations is DEFINITELY a key move. For example: Sarah Jessica Parker + Tail = Horse + makeup – cuteness – friendliness + body fat
- Making fun of, insulting and otherwise comparing Sarah Jessica Parker to a horse (or even multiple horses) is a key move.
- Fests are a key move when trying to do a
- Concept Albums … obvious key move… need I say more? I think not.
- Eating food with GUSTO… key move.
- Using phrases related to and/or made popular by failblog.org is a key move in all situations. Examples include: ‘Epic fail’, ‘taxonomy fail’, or just the classic ‘fail’
- Sarcastic links are a key move. For example: Sarah Jessica Parker recently starred in a new movie about the extremely popular TV show ‘Sex and the City’
(No horses... I mean Sarah Jessica Parkers... no, I meant horses... were harmed in the writing of this blog post. Plenty of Sarah Jessica Parkers were.)
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